Sunday, 14 October 2012
A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost.""What do you mean almost?" question the priest."Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.""Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains the priest. "You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."The man
