Monday, 10 December 2012
Two Russian hunters meet. I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, says Ivan. Look at the hide! How do you find such huge bears? Sergei asks. Easy, says Ivan. You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot. Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. Didn't you follow my advice? Ivan asks. Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, Sergei
