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Posted by : SafeLink
Thursday, 31 January 2013
1. You have the right to swing first. Anything you do can and will lead to an ass-kicking. 2. You have the right to have a priest and/or an EMT present at the time of the ass-kicking. 3. If you don't have a priest, one will be appointed free of charge, to read you your last prayer.The Miranda Rights As Cops Would Really Like To Read Them.....1. No, I don't care who you are. 2. No, I don't