Saturday, 2 February 2013
Defense Attorney: "Would you please state your age to the court for the record."Little Old Lady: "I am 86 years old."Defense Attorney: "Will you tell us in your own words, what happened to you on the night in question."Little Old Lady: "There I was sitting on my porch swing on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up the porch stairs and sits down beside me."Defense Attorney: "
